sometimes, this is why i like having my parents on facebook.

they make the best comments.

oh yeah, my dad’s a corrections officer.

my dad is the best.

Me: I’m hungry! What should I eat?
Dad. Shit. Eat shit.

Dad: If I bring you food, you write a proposal for me.

and he actually brought me food! ham+tomato+mozzarella sandwich and milk even though i don’t like milk. wow i love my dad. he’s the best. it’s the little things like this that really makes me appreciate him. even though we fight sometimes, i can really count on him being there for me. we always joke around and i annoy him and he pretends to act annoyed at me and then i call him out and he buys my favorite snacks and i don’t have to ask him to do it (like sunflower seeds yummmmm). i’m his favorite, so like fuck all y’all bitchez. LOL JK.

but i really am his favorite.